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katembutler:

don’t ask questions

eyelessthanthreemappets:

YOU FOLLOWERS ARE ALL FOOLS! I AM NOT Kieyel of eyelessthanthreemappets, IT IS I: CONSTANTINE THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS FROG AN NUMBER ONE CRIMINAL!!!

My first plan to steal the crouwn jules of Enge-land might have failed but but this one has been a complete…

What a bunch of a-holes.

danielkanhai:

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

mandybell21:

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

I will never not reblog this.

ovalhotness:

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Look guys! Voting in the GEORGETOWN conference is now officially open! Eight more Prezzies are duking it out, and only four will move on after this week. There’s a lot of reading and decision making to do, so STUDY UP. Kindly peruse the words we’ve provided for you below and maybe do some of…

ovalhotness:

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Aaaaaand HERE IT IS! ROUND TWO voting is open in ALL FOUR of our conferences as of NOW. Below we have eight more former POTii that really really desperately want to continue on in the hopes of becoming America’s Next Top Model. Wait. What are we doing here? ……. SO. It’s time to learn some cool…

drewdanburry:

Danburry Barber Shop. Provo, Utah.

ovalhotness:

Since Michelle Obama joined him in the Hall of Champions here at Oval Hotness HQ last year, well … Frankly, Teddy’s been a bit of a handful. Strutting to and fro in his glittery tiara, talking ALL KINDS of mad shit to his fellow POTUSes .. Potii? Potese? You know, that’s neither here nor…